Protests
are popping up across the United States this weekend by atheists who are furious that they were not invited to speak at the National Day
of Prayer.
David
Silverman, “Once again atheists are being treated like we're second
class citizens.”
Returning
from a book signing tour for her tome “Casual Sex Without the
Slightest Bit of Guilt,” Greta Xtina, seeing misogyny at work in
the atheist exclusion opined, “Being a Keynote Speaker at a World
Day of Prayer breakfast would have shown the nation that we atheists
deserve to be recognized and deferred to where ever we go. The only
thing stopping this from happening are hetero white male
fundamentalist evangelical Christians who are clearly misogynist homophobics.”
In
an interview from his home and speaking under condition of anonymity,
Al Stephanelli promised, “We atheists are going to attack any and
every Cheerleader who dares to pray in any school in this nation. And
we're going to attack them every day for the next 365 days until by
this time next year Christian leaders will just naturally beg
atheists to address World Day of Prayer meetings.” Al's wife was
heard clapping in the kitchen.
