Store up for yourselves treasures in Heaven
where moth and rust cannot destroy and thieves cannot break in and steal

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Old and Alone

Jack Nicholson (72) laments that he was once oddly irresistible to women, but no longer.

That’s a problem for anyone listening to satan when they are young and bedding as many partners as possible. Reject Jesus and His desire for you to learn how to love and be loved, and all you'll wind up with, for your "fun" (besides STD's and children that you don't or can't look after) is old and alone.

Or, if you’re rich like Nicholson or Charlie Sheen or - um - I can’t remember her name. A big busty blond who overdosed a couple years ago, you can pay prostitutes of either gender to pretend to like you when you're old.

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