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Friday, October 29, 2010

Atheist Proofs

Atheists have sooo many proofs that God doesn’t exist. They’re practically beyond refutation.
For example:

- Argument from outrage
. God says sex outside of heterosexual marriage is wrong
. Therefore, God does not exist

- Argument from intellectual superiority
. Atheist are smarter than theists
. Therefore, God does not exist

- Argument from misunderstanding
. The ontological argument is hard to understand
. Therefore, God does not exist

- Argument from comparison
. There are stories with one or two vague similarities to the life of Jesus
. Those stories are myth
. If those stories are myth then accounts of Jesus’ life must be myth as well
. Therefore God does not exist

- Argument from a priori ruling

. Theists only use logical fallacies
. The argument from contingency is a logical argument
. But theists use the argument from contingency
. Therefore, the argument from contingency is a logical fallacy
. Therefore, God does not exist

- Argument from lack of proof
. There are no proofs for God’s existence
. The ontological argument is a proof of God’s existence
. But the ontological argument is also hard to understand
. So there are no proofs of God’s existence
. Therefore, God does not exist

- Argument from narrow evidentialism
. God cannot be measured using the scientific method
. We should not believe anything which cannot be measured
. Therefore, God does not exist

- Argument from burden of proof
. I don’t believe in hell
. I don’t believe in God
. I think that Theology is stupid
. The scientific method is the only way of knowing objective truth
. Atheism is true
. Therefore, as an atheist I don’t need to provide any evidence for anything - ever.

- Argument from fear
. We absolutely do not want a theocracy
. Therefore, God does not exist

- Argument from hypotheses
. If there was a God there would be no pain or suffering
. My dad died when I was a twelve
. Therefore, God does not exist

- Argument from personal experience
. I’ve never experienced God
. Therefore, God does not exist

- Argument from molestation
. Priests have molested young boys
. Therefore, God does not exist

- Argument from lack of knowledge
. If someone has experienced God, thy should know everything
. Christians can’t answer the questions that I have about the Bible
. Therefore, God does not exist

- Argument from athletics
. In highschool I beat the Christian kids in track
. Therefore, God doesn’t exist

- Argument from parenthood
. My parents made me go to Church when I was a child
. I hated it
. Therefore, God does not exist

- Argument from subjective truth
. It is absolutely true to say that there is no absolute truth
. Jesus said that He is Truth
. Jesus said that He is God
. But it’s absolutely true that there is no absolute truth
. Therefore, God does not exist

11 comments:

  1. You only attack BAD arguments!

    NONE of these are good arguments.

    NONE!!!

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  2. Address ONE of his arguments, just for the fun of it, just ONE:

    http://www.youtube.com/user/Dhorpatan

    An example:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03A5B2dpoz0

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  3. Who are you addressing this to?

    The Dorpmeister's arguments are bogus on so many levels. To have his argument work:

    . He has to reject the findings of science regarding the beginning of matter.

    . He confuses and attempts to combine the material and spiritual. For example, when we're told that an actual infinite cannot exist, it means that an actual MATERIAL infinite cannot exist. He’s thinking of a quantitative infinite which is not what Theists mean by infinite.

    . Dorph states his conclusion as his beginning premise.

    It's too stupid to bother continuing.

    Now maybe you're addressing this to other atheists here?

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  4. Atheists sure spend a lot of time laughing out loud. Every time they don’t understand something - LOL. Every time you call them on making an unsubstantiated statement, LOL.

    For example some guy who calls himself Endorphin says that our existence is necessary. Says who? Him and no one else. LOL says the atheist. You know why he says that? Because he begins with the conclusion that nothing but the material exists. That leads hm to the erroneous conclusion that matter must be eternal and existence itself necessary. Point out the error and LOL. Point out that our existence is necessarily contingent on a necessary Being but our existence itsef is not necessary nor is the existence of matter necessary. LOL says the atheist. Point out that neither this nor any universe need exist and LOL. Point out that either matter is eternal or the Cause of matter is eternal. LOL. Dopamine tries to use the laws of logic to determine that the Cause of the laws of logic does not exist. LOL. Dipstick tries to use the laws of physics to prove that the Cause of the laws of physics does not exist. LOL. Numb nuts makes the statement “All realities that are sentient are contingent” even though there is no proof of that. Most atheists are too dull of mind and slow of thought to give that erroneous statement a second thought. Point out the error and - that's right - LOL. It would be correct if he had said “All realities that are sentient AND have a beginning are contingent,” but he didn’t say that because while it would make the statement accurate, it would destroy his own argument. LOL

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  5. "when we're told that an actual infinite cannot exist, it means that an actual MATERIAL infinite cannot exist. He’s thinking of a quantitative infinite which is not what Theists mean by infinite"

    LOL

    "Because he begins with the conclusion that nothing but the material exists."

    LOL

    "Point out that either matter is eternal or the Cause of matter is eternal"

    LOL, indeed!!

    "Numb nuts makes the statement “All realities that are sentient are contingent” even though there is no proof of that."

    Any example of non-contingent sentient beings?
    Any example of sentient beings without a beginning?

    LOL

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  6. "Any example of non-contingent sentient beings?
    Any example of sentient beings without a beginning?"

    I can't tell whether you're joking or not. You mean, besides Creator God?

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  7. Of course beside Creator God!! That's the whole point!

    You claim that this "sentient being without a beginning" exists, but every single sentient being we are aware of had a natural beginning...

    Special pleading... you define your god as special and then claim that it's the only one who can be like that, because that's it.

    Same with infinite... nothing can be infinte except your god because that god is the only thing that can be infinite, because he's the cause of everything that is not infinite.

    Most religions make the same claims, but you just insert Jesus in the place of this god figure because you already accept Jesus!!

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  8. "Of course beside Creator God!! That's the whole point!"

    No, son, there are no sentient beings besides Creator God that aren't contingent upon an outside source for their existence.
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    "Special pleading... you define your god as special and then claim that it's the only one who can be like that, because that's it."

    No, this is not special pleading. It's simply a fact tht either the material is infinite or the Cause of the material is infinite. The material ininite does not and cannot exist so . . .
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    "Most religions make the same claims, but you just insert Jesus in the place of this god figure because you already accept Jesus!!"

    There are no other religions that make this claim. However both science and philosophy state it as fact.

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  9. "No, son, there are no sentient beings besides Creator God that aren't contingent upon an outside source for their existence."

    Nice assertion. It would be nice if you could support it, but no, you keep going on with your special pleading...

    "No, this is not special pleading. It's simply a fact tht either the material is infinite or the Cause of the material is infinite. The material ininite does not and cannot exist so . . ."

    ... like I said. Special pleading it is.

    Even if we grant you that 'material infinite' does not exist, that all that is material HAS to have a cause. You cannot then conclude that this is YOUR god. You are freaking ridiculous by asserting something like that. It's not even a logical argument, and you think it is both logical AND sound.

    At least try to start with a logical argument and then you could try to convince people that it is sound. You are so far from that...

    "There are no other religions that make this claim. However both science and philosophy state it as fact."

    You're funny... on what planet are you living?
    Most religions claim that an infinite being created everything.

    Ever heard of the primacy of consciousness? That's a general principle that most, if not all, theists, people who believe in gods, adhere to. The idea is simply that a mind is behind everything, including other minds, instead of sentient being emerging from purely natural processes.

    This has nothing to do with Jesus or Christianity... yet you are blind enough to thin that YOUR religion makes that claim? Hilarious, seriously hilarious.

    Oh and science state it as a fact? Come on..... you want to look silly on purpose or what?

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