If You've Had Kids . . .

If you've had kids, you've heard these rules of life:

If I like it - It’s mine

If it’s in my hand - It’s mine

If I can take it from you - It’s mine

If I had it yesterday - It’s mine

If it is mine - It must never be allowed to be yours

If I’m building something - All the pieces are mine

If it looks just like mine - It’s mine

If I saw it first - It’s mine

If I was thinking about playing with it - It’s mine

If you put it down - It’s mine

If it’s broken - It’s yours