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Saturday, May 4, 2013

Atheists Furious At Yet Another Exclusion

Protests are popping up across the United States this weekend by atheists who are furious that they were not invited to speak at the National Day of Prayer.
David Silverman, “Once again atheists are being treated like we're second class citizens.”
Returning from a book signing tour for her tome “Casual Sex Without the Slightest Bit of Guilt,” Greta Xtina, seeing misogyny at work in the atheist exclusion opined, “Being a Keynote Speaker at a World Day of Prayer breakfast would have shown the nation that we atheists deserve to be recognized and deferred to where ever we go. The only thing stopping this from happening are hetero white male fundamentalist evangelical Christians who are clearly misogynist homophobics.”
In an interview from his home and speaking under condition of anonymity, Al Stephanelli promised, “We atheists are going to attack any and every Cheerleader who dares to pray in any school in this nation. And we're going to attack them every day for the next 365 days until by this time next year Christian leaders will just naturally beg atheists to address World Day of Prayer meetings.” Al's wife was heard clapping in the kitchen. 

1 comment:

  1. Oh, how I love speculative gossip...
    But it's Greta Xina, dear Thesauros. And the title of her book is "Dirty Kinky Stories About Pain, Power, Religion, Unicorns, & More".
    And she never uses so many adjectives in a single sentence.