For obvious reasons (money) the television is crammed with movies starring Angelina Jolie. 

While I've never cared for movies starring Ms. Jolie, had I watched any I suspect I would have looked at her breasts from time to time. 

Today I turned to a movie (I can't recall the name) starring Angelina and I found that I couldn't take my eyes off those two, um, things. For better or for worse, this caused me to realize something. 

It's not just her face that makes her look like a space alien.